life hack: if you don’t want this to happen when clicking urls
hold in ctrl while clicking
I’m watching you.
When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved.
if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw
they should hire ugly people like me to be models because then people will pay attention to the clothes rather than faces and i get to say i’m a model
My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
if u dont think i’d do some fucked up shit for concert tickets then u are dead wrong
what type of currency do they use in outer space
step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan