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jessepinkmanist:

life hack: if you don’t want this to happen when clicking urls

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hold in ctrl while clicking

marziacutiepie:

I’m watching you.

marziacutiepie:

I’m watching you.

The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

gay8:

they should hire ugly people like me to be models because then people will pay attention to the clothes rather than faces and i get to say i’m a model

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

porcufine:

college is full of mature young adults trying to further their education

I wonder if it was a fruitful endeavor or if it just got squashed.

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

porcufine:

college is full of mature young adults trying to further their education

I wonder if it was a fruitful endeavor or if it just got squashed.

ryanroasts:

if u dont think i’d do some fucked up shit for concert tickets then u are dead wrong 

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

falcaomagistral:

skittles-and-cyanide:

lokistimetravelingsassbutt:

also, wednesday has been canceled due to scheduling errors.

And now, the weather.

[waitin for the bus in the rain in the rain wait waitin for the bus in the rain]

falcaomagistral:

skittles-and-cyanide:

lokistimetravelingsassbutt:

also, wednesday has been canceled due to scheduling errors.

And now, the weather.

[waitin for the bus in the rain in the rain wait waitin for the bus in the rain]

clamperl:

what type of currency do they use in outer space

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floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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