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  • asexuals:

    my anaconda don't. my anaconda don't. my anaconda don't want none

  • others:

    uh

  • asexuals:

  • others:

  • asexuals:

  • others:

  • asexuals:

    ...that's it.

destroy-wifi:

in books the nerdy girl always turn pretty and gets the hot popular guy

in real life I am still ugly and the hot popular guy doesn’t talk to me

buttdeath:

make this the new meme

buttdeath:

make this the new meme


shes beauty, shes grace

shes beauty, shes grace

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

so-uncivilised:

tumblr mobile users be like

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stuckwithyoutubers:


Lucy Knisley [website | tumblr | twitter]

i would probably just end up like

and that can’t be healthy

stuckwithyoutubers:

Lucy Knisley [website | tumblr | twitter]

i would probably just end up like

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and that can’t be healthy

summonerjolan:

brommunism:

remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes

That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

zooso:

zooso:

a little something to brighten your day

MAKE THE BUN FAMOUs